What do I actually do?

So I have been in grad school for 6 years now, and I still get asked a lot about what I actually study and what I plan to do with a PhD in Italian. I thought today I would better try to explain my research and what I do as both a student and teacher. 1. No, I do not plan on being a translator/interpreter. I actually get asked this a lot. The thing is, interpreting is REALLY hard! You have to get special certification, as well as degrees to become an interpreter. It takes a lot of time and you have to feel super comfortable with the language to translate so quickly. I also have no interest in this field. I have done some document translation, which isn't as difficult as interpreting, and still pays pretty nicely, but again, not really my thing. 2. I do plan on continuing to teach college level Italian. I went into grad school in Italian because it seemed like the easiest and most cost effective way to get back to Italy, but through my coursework and having to be a Teaching Assistant for my stipend, I found that I really do enjoy teaching. I actually enjoy teaching a lot more than researching. This fall I will be teaching a lot of beginning Italian, which is fun because students are usually really excited to learn at that level. Unlike Spanish or French, which a lot of students feel forced to continue in college because they took it in high school and just want to get credits out of the way, most students who take Italian have made a conscious choice to learn the language because they either want to travel in Italy, have Italian heritage, or love Italian food/fashion/art. Students having a real interest in the subject makes my job a lot easier. Do I want to teach only Italian language, no. I am hoping as I move along in my career I will be able to teach more electives, such as film and literature courses, and I hope to maybe one day write a textbook. 3. Technically my degree is in Romance Languages and Literatures, not Italian. The majority of my coursework while in grad school has been literature based, something I also didn't really know before entering grad school. I have always enjoyed reading, but there is a lot of Italian literature I actually do not enjoy, such as Petrarch, anything from the Renaissance, and most poetry. I do not research pedagogy or teaching methods. Although I love teaching, I have to do research in literature/film to finish my PhD, as well as stay current in my field. I also plan on using the research for my dissertation to design a course in the future. 4. My dissertation is all about one man, is pretty depressing, and not what I ever thought I would write a book about. My MA thesis was about this super famous movie from 2008 called Gomorra (it's on Netflix instant play if you feel the need to watch it)that depicts the Neapolitan mafia, La Camorra. I felt drawn to write about this movie because 1) I have had an interest in Italian politics (and corruption) since I studied abroad in Perugia and took a course on the modern political history of Italy with the amazing Peter Fisher. 2) The movie had won a bunch of awards and was the Italian submission for the Oscar that year. 3) No one else had really written about it at that point. I had not planned on working with film in grad school, and now I am kind of a film specialist. I originally wanted to write about Italian prime ministers and corruption for my Dissertation, but now I am writing about one Italian Prime Minister in particular, Aldo Moro, who was kidnapped and killed by terrorists in the 1970s. So my dissertation, in a nutshell, is about every movie ever made about this man and how his image has changed in the 35 years since he was killed. Not light reading material, but Aldo and I have become good friends. So as a PhD student in Romance Languages and Literatures, I teach a lot of college students beginning/intermediate level Italian language, I work on writing a dissertation about an assassinated Prime Minister, and I hope to one day combine these two things and teach a course on Italian politics or Italian film to college students. My life and job in a nutshell.